True or not, facts don't matter, but imagination inspired by fear does. However, I am probably the one that transmitted C19 to Dr. Prasad: I am an undercover MAGA operative. I don't wear American flags, drive Dodge trucks or wear red hats, but have my doubts about everything the CDC now recommends. He never knew it was really me.
I could tell you really didn't have Covid because you didn't explain how thankful you were that you are fully vaxxed like all the celebrity bots do on Twitter.
On the other hand, Covid's going around this month. Someone alert the media.
Well...I did get a ‘flulike illness’ that lasted for almost 3 weeks to finally start to feel better. I ‘got it’ from a twice vaxxed and boostered older shirttail relative (my sister in law’s 80 year old mother) after having lunch with her and my niece (her granddaughter) in late May. She tested ‘positive’ for ‘Covid’...my niece had mild symptoms of a ‘flu like’ illness...I never tested for crap...I didn’t need no friggin test to tell me I was sick! I knew it...I used all the FLCCC protocols and IVM and eventually got better. And no I did not partake in the ‘EUA injection’ program. I already have an auto immune disease...I don’t need a few more! And fortunately I have a PCP that doesn’t advocate for any ‘shots’ and was advised to not get it!!
If only you trained in the art of gulping water w/o opening your mouth. Art of drinking through a straw through the nose, under the mask and you wouldn't have caught it and killed your grandmother, and your neighbors. Drats, now the SF school district will absolutely have to close down until 2047.
Ha ha ha! That was so hilarious. And I am (was) a MAGA Republican. I'm now a DeSantis Republican. You may not realize it, but you used the word "American." As per Stanford, the proper term is U.S. MERRY XMAS! Kiss and hug emojis!
A couple of years ago a friend and then her husband got covid. Friend just had a migraine that would not go away so went to the doctor who gave her a test and told her she had covid. Hubby had mild cold like symptoms a few days letter. Both are in their 70's. The county sent out contract tracers and kept on asking her where she got covid. She said that she had no idea where she got it. Walmart, Target, the farmer's market, the movie theater, 4th of July parade, county fair or the ball game were all possible places. The contract tracer was not happy she could not name a name.
This article was the highlight of my day! thank you for the levity!
What a gem 🤣
True or not, facts don't matter, but imagination inspired by fear does. However, I am probably the one that transmitted C19 to Dr. Prasad: I am an undercover MAGA operative. I don't wear American flags, drive Dodge trucks or wear red hats, but have my doubts about everything the CDC now recommends. He never knew it was really me.
Loved this! Made my day! Have you thought of submitting this to the Babylon Bee???
“ I was reading the New York times about the tripledemic- that’s the word they use to describe normal life—”
Top form! Among the best VP entries to date.
I thought you actually had COVID and were going to be mildly sick for the next few days. Don't scare me like that!
I could tell you really didn't have Covid because you didn't explain how thankful you were that you are fully vaxxed like all the celebrity bots do on Twitter.
On the other hand, Covid's going around this month. Someone alert the media.
Thank you Vinay. Your writing is SO appreciated!
Well...I did get a ‘flulike illness’ that lasted for almost 3 weeks to finally start to feel better. I ‘got it’ from a twice vaxxed and boostered older shirttail relative (my sister in law’s 80 year old mother) after having lunch with her and my niece (her granddaughter) in late May. She tested ‘positive’ for ‘Covid’...my niece had mild symptoms of a ‘flu like’ illness...I never tested for crap...I didn’t need no friggin test to tell me I was sick! I knew it...I used all the FLCCC protocols and IVM and eventually got better. And no I did not partake in the ‘EUA injection’ program. I already have an auto immune disease...I don’t need a few more! And fortunately I have a PCP that doesn’t advocate for any ‘shots’ and was advised to not get it!!
Hahahahahahahaha. I AM OUTRAGED! Hahahahahahahahaha 🤣
If only you trained in the art of gulping water w/o opening your mouth. Art of drinking through a straw through the nose, under the mask and you wouldn't have caught it and killed your grandmother, and your neighbors. Drats, now the SF school district will absolutely have to close down until 2047.
Ha ha ha! That was so hilarious. And I am (was) a MAGA Republican. I'm now a DeSantis Republican. You may not realize it, but you used the word "American." As per Stanford, the proper term is U.S. MERRY XMAS! Kiss and hug emojis!
A couple of years ago a friend and then her husband got covid. Friend just had a migraine that would not go away so went to the doctor who gave her a test and told her she had covid. Hubby had mild cold like symptoms a few days letter. Both are in their 70's. The county sent out contract tracers and kept on asking her where she got covid. She said that she had no idea where she got it. Walmart, Target, the farmer's market, the movie theater, 4th of July parade, county fair or the ball game were all possible places. The contract tracer was not happy she could not name a name.
You left out the part where we MAGA-tards have the superpower of giving COVID to people just by thinking about it!
Love this
Hilarious! Reflective of life inside the bubble